Sunday 30 October 2011

Stockholm Fan Event 2011

You stood as the fantasy of all their dreams
But you couldn't hear over the incessant loud screams
You find this crazy, insane and bizarre
That they have fallen in love with a Twilight star.

You seemed bemused, befuddled and amazed
Hearing your name called from fans half-crazed
When you come to London I wont scream and swoon
I'll just hand you my poem and say "come back soon."

Us fans on Robsessed, we know the score
No screaming for us, we just want more
More interviews to hear your gorgeous voice
Cos like Edward says "you've given us no choice!"

Sunday 23 October 2011

Paris Rob 2011

I saw you smiling in Paris today
Completely took my breath away
You're killing me slowly, my Pretty one
In the dark recesses I am undone.

No longer a boy: now a handsome man
Devastating each and every fan
Will I survive the London Premiere?
Not if you kill me with your sexy stare.

A manly goatee adorns your chin
Turning my thoughts evermore to sin
Oh Rob, when will you ever let me be?
Make that never, you listening to me? ♥

Happy Birthday Robsessed!!

Happy birthday to all at Robsessed!
I honestly never would have guessed
How the years have flown
With a sigh and a moan
And the many Rob pics we've been blessed.

Thanks to Gozde, Kate, Kat and Tink
Without you I can't begin to think
How my Robsession would be
Without you sending me
All the Robporn into which I can sink.

Here's to many more Rob years together
As we're all birds of the same Rob feather
You don't need guesses
In the dark recesses
Which man gives us all the most pleasure! ♥

Saturday 22 October 2011

Sexy Mountain Man

It's so bushy, thick and curly
I instantly feel all girly
Mountain man Rob
You make me sob
When I see you so strong and burly.

I marvel at the colours within
Blond mixed with the brown therein
I long to linger
With my finger
And stroke that beardy sin.

When you're in Paris will you shave?
Or delight us as you misbehave
Either way
I've got to say
You are just one hot and sexy knave! ♥

Friday 14 October 2011

Dear Rob



When you get a moment and a chance to catch your breath
And your ears stop ringing to the manic sound of screams
Think back to the beginning, to where it all began
To where this madness was beyond your wildest dreams.

When you walked through the door in that very first scene
And brought Edward Cullen to life before us all
All the doubters that thought you weren't right for the role
Knew in that moment they were set to take a fall.

This beautiful character you were convinced you couldn't play
Your modesty told you this perfection was insane
But you realised you had to play it as a man in love
With Bella, the human causing you such pain.

To say you were meant for the role of Edward Cullen
Is an understatement of the astronomical kind
Your stunning good looks combined with a nature so true
And for this you can read anybody's mind!

In The Bad Mother's Handbook and How To be films
Your adorable “dork” was a true delight to watch
Then came Dali, so mesmerising in Little Ashes
Your superb performance clearly going up a notch.

In Remember Me, your first post Twilight film
Your amazing portrayal just blew us all away
Two dysfunctional families with love, hopes and dreams
And the huge tragedy of that sad September day.

Then came Water For Elephants, a period circus film
You played Jacob, a vet so hopelessly in love
The gritty realism and the wonderment you played
With this Jacob, we just couldn't help but fall in love.

We're still awaiting the appearance of Georges in Bel Ami
And Cosmopolis has us in hot anticipation
I would love to hear your thoughts on both of these films
And from what source you gained your inspiration!

I will follow your career with an avid greed
I'm a fan as you've now probably guessed
The resident poet on a blog made for you
I'm Kazrob, one of many on "Robsessed."

We have many discussions on all of your work
From different continents both far and wide
We come together as true heartfelt fans
And follow all of your endeavours with pride.

We know we don't know you but to us you are true
A beautiful man on the inside and out
We love your smile and that stare drives us wild
You're one sexy man without a doubt!

We wish you good health, we send you our love
And good luck wishes in all that you do
I know I speak for all when I send you our thanks
For the sheer delight of just watching you. ♥

I hope to hand this to him at the London premiere of Breaking Dawn.
Just to let him know we care.

Sunday 9 October 2011

The Dark Recesses




I have so many Rob sins inside me
I just don't know which one to pick
Was it his mole at the side of his neck
Or his jaw that I long to lick?

I must confess his full lips I love
They just seem to draw me in
The top lip so pouty and beestung
But the bottom one leads me to sin.

Those button fly jeans get me horny
Conceals his package so snug and tight
I find I'm staring and can't look away
After all, it's a glorious sight.

Oh Rob, my confessions are sinful
So your chastisement must be severe
I think you should ruin me all night long
Every day, every week, every year.

Will this punishment work in the long run?
Not if your smirk comes my way
You keep smiling and I'll keep sinning
Every year, every week, every day.

All different scenario's swirl around my head
In thoughts of the nefarious kind
I really can't help how you make me feel
In the dark recesses of my mind. ♥