Wednesday 28 December 2011

Beautiful Man

Beautiful man
You make me sigh
I'm forever asking
Why oh why?
How do you do it?
Making us glow
Are you human?
I wanna know.
Were you sent to us
From an unknown star?
To uplift us somehow
From afar.
I've come to realise
All women need you
To light up their lives
As only you can do
So keep smiling, Rob
Or send us that stare
And we'll keep sighing
As you get us right there. ♥

Saturday 24 December 2011

A Merry Christmas!!


The lights are twinkling on my tree
The presents are wrapped with care
So thought I'd put some words together
In a Christmas poem to share.

As I raise my glass in a toast to you
I wish you all good cheer
To all my Robsessed friends I say
A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

To Goz, Kat, Kate and Tink
You've given me such a lift
Your 12 days of Robmas thread
Is THE best Christmas gift!

This past year has been such fun
As we've drooled and swooned together
Over a certain Robert Pattinson
We are definitely birds of a feather!

2012 will be upon us soon
To think what we have in store!
Bel Ami, Cosmopolis and BD2
Will only make us love him more.

Now Christmas Eve has arrived at last
Tomorrow Santa will be here
May all your Xmas dreams come true
Except for Rob, he's mine d'ya hear? ♥

Many thanks to Jules for picture xx

Friday 16 December 2011

I Miss Your Face.

I miss your smile, your sexy grin
I miss your pants and the legs therein.
I miss your smirk, you know what it does
I miss your stare giving me a buzz.
I miss your eyes so misty blue
I miss your brows and eyelashes too
I miss your lips so perfect for kissing
I miss your jaw so perfect for licking
I miss your hands; fingers so long
I miss your voice singing a song
With hand on heart in my happy place
I can honestly say I miss your face.♥

Sunday 4 December 2011

My Sinful Sunday Confession



I wanna grab your hair
Get you on ya knees
I wanna stroke and touch
I wanna laugh and tease
Beneath my fingers
Wanna feel your hair
Oh Rob is it ok
If I touch you just there?
I wanna moan and groan
I wanna lick and bite
Be good to me baby
Make it last all night
Feel your soft mouth
Against my thigh
Make me catch my breath
As I breathe a sigh
Wanna bite my lip
From orgasmic screaming
I want this to be real
And not freaking dreaming.♥

Sunday 30 October 2011

Stockholm Fan Event 2011

You stood as the fantasy of all their dreams
But you couldn't hear over the incessant loud screams
You find this crazy, insane and bizarre
That they have fallen in love with a Twilight star.

You seemed bemused, befuddled and amazed
Hearing your name called from fans half-crazed
When you come to London I wont scream and swoon
I'll just hand you my poem and say "come back soon."

Us fans on Robsessed, we know the score
No screaming for us, we just want more
More interviews to hear your gorgeous voice
Cos like Edward says "you've given us no choice!"

Sunday 23 October 2011

Paris Rob 2011

I saw you smiling in Paris today
Completely took my breath away
You're killing me slowly, my Pretty one
In the dark recesses I am undone.

No longer a boy: now a handsome man
Devastating each and every fan
Will I survive the London Premiere?
Not if you kill me with your sexy stare.

A manly goatee adorns your chin
Turning my thoughts evermore to sin
Oh Rob, when will you ever let me be?
Make that never, you listening to me? ♥

Happy Birthday Robsessed!!

Happy birthday to all at Robsessed!
I honestly never would have guessed
How the years have flown
With a sigh and a moan
And the many Rob pics we've been blessed.

Thanks to Gozde, Kate, Kat and Tink
Without you I can't begin to think
How my Robsession would be
Without you sending me
All the Robporn into which I can sink.

Here's to many more Rob years together
As we're all birds of the same Rob feather
You don't need guesses
In the dark recesses
Which man gives us all the most pleasure! ♥

Saturday 22 October 2011

Sexy Mountain Man

It's so bushy, thick and curly
I instantly feel all girly
Mountain man Rob
You make me sob
When I see you so strong and burly.

I marvel at the colours within
Blond mixed with the brown therein
I long to linger
With my finger
And stroke that beardy sin.

When you're in Paris will you shave?
Or delight us as you misbehave
Either way
I've got to say
You are just one hot and sexy knave! ♥

Friday 14 October 2011

Dear Rob



When you get a moment and a chance to catch your breath
And your ears stop ringing to the manic sound of screams
Think back to the beginning, to where it all began
To where this madness was beyond your wildest dreams.

When you walked through the door in that very first scene
And brought Edward Cullen to life before us all
All the doubters that thought you weren't right for the role
Knew in that moment they were set to take a fall.

This beautiful character you were convinced you couldn't play
Your modesty told you this perfection was insane
But you realised you had to play it as a man in love
With Bella, the human causing you such pain.

To say you were meant for the role of Edward Cullen
Is an understatement of the astronomical kind
Your stunning good looks combined with a nature so true
And for this you can read anybody's mind!

In The Bad Mother's Handbook and How To be films
Your adorable “dork” was a true delight to watch
Then came Dali, so mesmerising in Little Ashes
Your superb performance clearly going up a notch.

In Remember Me, your first post Twilight film
Your amazing portrayal just blew us all away
Two dysfunctional families with love, hopes and dreams
And the huge tragedy of that sad September day.

Then came Water For Elephants, a period circus film
You played Jacob, a vet so hopelessly in love
The gritty realism and the wonderment you played
With this Jacob, we just couldn't help but fall in love.

We're still awaiting the appearance of Georges in Bel Ami
And Cosmopolis has us in hot anticipation
I would love to hear your thoughts on both of these films
And from what source you gained your inspiration!

I will follow your career with an avid greed
I'm a fan as you've now probably guessed
The resident poet on a blog made for you
I'm Kazrob, one of many on "Robsessed."

We have many discussions on all of your work
From different continents both far and wide
We come together as true heartfelt fans
And follow all of your endeavours with pride.

We know we don't know you but to us you are true
A beautiful man on the inside and out
We love your smile and that stare drives us wild
You're one sexy man without a doubt!

We wish you good health, we send you our love
And good luck wishes in all that you do
I know I speak for all when I send you our thanks
For the sheer delight of just watching you. ♥

I hope to hand this to him at the London premiere of Breaking Dawn.
Just to let him know we care.

Sunday 9 October 2011

The Dark Recesses




I have so many Rob sins inside me
I just don't know which one to pick
Was it his mole at the side of his neck
Or his jaw that I long to lick?

I must confess his full lips I love
They just seem to draw me in
The top lip so pouty and beestung
But the bottom one leads me to sin.

Those button fly jeans get me horny
Conceals his package so snug and tight
I find I'm staring and can't look away
After all, it's a glorious sight.

Oh Rob, my confessions are sinful
So your chastisement must be severe
I think you should ruin me all night long
Every day, every week, every year.

Will this punishment work in the long run?
Not if your smirk comes my way
You keep smiling and I'll keep sinning
Every year, every week, every day.

All different scenario's swirl around my head
In thoughts of the nefarious kind
I really can't help how you make me feel
In the dark recesses of my mind. ♥

Thursday 29 September 2011

Your Many Faces.

I love your quirks, your many faces
Taking me to fantastical places
Desire for you coursing through my veins.
Why do you affect me this way
You're on my mind each night and day
Just one look and my heart bursts into flames.

Your heavenly body so tall and strong
In your arms I want to belong
Each smile from you takes my breath away
Your bedroom eyes are so inviting
Your full soft lips are so enticing
I'm drowning and lost to every word you say.

Each time I see you, I'm a mess
And I adore you, I must confess
No-one before has reduced me to this state
Its bittersweet this ecstasy
As I indulge my fantasy
And surrender to this obsession you create. ♥

Tuesday 27 September 2011

My Beautiful Hobo.

My beautiful hobo
You make my heart pound
Even though you are tense
With your eyes on the ground

My beautiful hobo
With your see-through tee
And a cute holey rip
That is calling to me.

My beautiful hobo
Unshaven once more
With a sexy beard
Obscuring your jaw.

My beautiful hobo
Please stay the same
Always go your own way
Never play their game.

My beautiful hobo
Whatever your look
Please know I love you
Cos my heart you took.

My beautiful hobo
Or gorgeous Gucci guy
Its what lies beneath
That makes my heart fly. ♥

Saturday 17 September 2011

Drowning In Your Eyes



Your eyes are like the stars that shine at night
Or blue/green diamonds with prisms so bright
Deep liquid pools of a glacial lake
I'm drowning in them with each breath I take

With that crooked smile, you tug at my heart
Your tender vulnerability is what sets you apart
With just a look, my heartstrings you sever
As they float away, I am lost forever.♥

Tuesday 6 September 2011

Your Touch

Your smile, your touch
Affects me so much
Tactile sensation
Erotic persuasion
Goosebumps appear
Whenever you're near
Magical fingers
Sensuality lingers
A subtle trace
Makes my pulse race
Heartbeat thumping
Blood is pumping
Tentative caress
I'm such a mess
Edward don't say no
Please just let go
Anticipation
Ease frustration
Captivation
Consumation
Make love to me
I will make you see
How we can be
In heavenly ecstasy. ♥

Saturday 3 September 2011

You


You smile
And all's right with my world once more
Gone are the blues from before
Smile again I silently implore
For me.

You laugh
I feel an answering chuckle from within
How can I resist that infectious grin?
You're the music that makes me sing
Out loud.

You stare
Intense with focused concentration
My heartbeat rises in acceleration
I'm drowning in your intoxication
Of desire.

You talk
And warm velvet sounds resonate
I hang onto each word you create
As a warm sensual feeling awaits
Inside.

You are
Adorable and fascinating and true
How on earth could I not fall for you
Don't stop doing that thing you do
To me ♥

Rome Rob 2008

The heat of the night
Warms your skin
On a hot body
Made for sin
Sex hair flowing
Chest half bare
Smirk teased lips
A knowing stare
Italy, Rome
2008
We'll never forget
Our path, our fate
You led us here
2011
All roads lead
To you and heaven ♥

Friday 26 August 2011

Immortal Heartbreak

As her heart stops
And my venom flows
Lost is the girl
That I loved so
I feel the emotion
Well up inside
My grief fractures
My soul inside
Am I too late?
Please I plead
To a God above
But will he heed?
Her lifeless body
I want to hold
As my agony increases
A thousandfold
I feel my despair
Encompass me
Never wanted for her
Immortality
I want to scream
And tear apart
As the love I feel
Shatters my heart
Please come back to me
Please don't go
I silently beg
Because this I know
Whatever the outcome
Whatever my fate
I'll love you Bella
As I pray and wait. ♥

Thursday 25 August 2011

Cannes

Like a long cool glass of water
You stood with your back to the sea
The flash of the camera's in your eyes
Reflecting the star you were about to be.

Hearing your name shouted over again
You turn with an effortless grace
A sensual casualness to each body move
As your smile lights your fabulous face.

Dressed in black from head to toe
A salty  breeze ruffling your hair
So slim, so tall, so sexy and hot
Ooh la la, tres joli, ma cher

Here the world sat up and took notice
At this captivating mesmerising man
                                                                This was the day we'll never forget 
                                                                    When Robert totally owned Cannes. ♥

Monday 8 August 2011

Why?



Where were you when I was seventeen?
When I was treating 'em mean, keeping 'em keen?
Where were you when I was twenty-one?
When my days and nights were spent having fun?
Where were you when I was twenty five?
When I was filled with the joy of being alive?
Why did the angels take their own sweet time?
So that you weren't here when I was in my prime?
Why when I look at you, do I feel such an ache?
Or that you're on my mind each morning I wake.
And why has this feeling remained to this day
Even though youth has gone, I still love you this way?
Why, Rob, why?

Friday 5 August 2011

Your Eyes.

Blue-grey steel with a fleck of brown
Pretty tear duct shape turned down
Eyelashes long they fan your cheek
Bottomless pools their depths I seek
Your gaze just holds me mesmerised
Your soul revealed within your eyes
I've long considered a reason or rhyme
Why your gaze could hold me til the end of time. ♥

Wednesday 3 August 2011

You Amaze Me

How ever did one man be so blessed?
To have so much more than all the rest
You will never hear me complain or moan
As every look I see elicits a groan.

Each photograph his beauty captures
Sending me into breathless raptures
I bite my lip unable to look away
As I feel my body  buckle and sway.

His blue grey eyes sparkle and shine
His lips you just know will taste divine
His strong jawline sculpted from above
What is there about him not to love?

To dream of his scruff along my cheek
His sensual hands making my body weak
Tactile fingers weaving their magical spell
Would this be heaven or devilish hell?

With each new photo I'm still astounded
With the adulation how he stays grounded
His true beauty centers from inside
A translucent aura he cannot hide.

So I'll stop and stare and swoon and faint
No artist could capture your beauty in paint
I only know you make my heartbeat race
As I marvel at the sight of your stunning face.

Sunday 31 July 2011

The smile that takes my heart ♥

Take Care Of My Heart.


Within my core resides my heart
It and I had never been apart
But like a thief you came to call
Now beneath my ribs lies nothing at all.

You stole my heart with every look
With every glance my heart you took
I'd have given it to you freely, gladly
It wanted to be with you so badly.

The echo of a pulse still beats within
When your lop-sided smile becomes a grin
I really don't know why you have this effect
It may be that sexy smirk I suspect.

I had often wondered how it would feel
When one came along, my heart to steal
Twinkling blue eyes and smouldering stare
I allowed you to take it without a care.

That first sighting, that very first glance
I realise now I didn't stand a chance
Time passing hasn't dulled the beat
Of the passion I feel, the longing, the heat.

So look after my heart Rob, don't throw it away
Treat it with love and there it will stay.
I'll follow like a moth to an eternal flame
As my heart has a ribbon inscribed with your name.

Monday 25 July 2011

Ruin Me Georges!

Georges Duroy, you're such a cad
Will you be the best I've had?
Don't despise me, hear my plea
Georges baby, will you ruin me?

Unlace my corset with your teeth
Place butterfly kisses underneath
Trail your hand along my shoulder
Feel me as I gasp and smoulder.

Will you leave me in the morn?
My kissed lips swollen and forlorn
Please promise me you'll come again
Or is my love for you in vain?

Treat me roughly if you must
I'll still want you with wanton lust
I can't resist you, love me do
I've some French kissing just for you ♥

Comic-Con Haircut 2011

Your Comic-Con haircut
Oh what a laugh
Looking so adorable
Sheared hair one half.

It was done for a film
Not everyone knew
It made me smile
Cos it was so you.

Pulling your faces
You're still a cutie
Nothing will detract
Or mar your beauty.

Dazzling bone structure
Is a sight to behold
So gazing at you
Will never grow old. ♥

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Rob, Bear and Tom.

Just walking
Happy talking
Bear leading the way
Sun shining
Silver lining
What a beautiful day.

Carefree
Full of glee
Best friend at your side
No work today
Time to play
Lengthen out your stride.

Looking buff
Hot stuff
Tee shirt fitting tight
Cute smile
All the while
You are a wondrous sight.

Monday 18 July 2011

Hello Pecs and Biceps!

White T
Fu#k me!
Yes please
Don't tease
Muscled chest
Is the best
Biceps bulge
I indulge
Oh god
Slim bod
Underneath?
My belief
Washboard abs
No more flab
Sexy grin
Made for sin
Wanna touch
Oh so much
I'll just stare
So aware
Kristen bound
See ya round ♥

Sunday 17 July 2011

Sex Symbol Rob



What is a sex symbol? well take Rob
Oh yes please I hear you all cry
Well here is my lesson for today
Listen closely and I'll tell you why.

Height is a must and Rob is 6' 2''
His long legs so firm and strong
Manly, and Rob's arms fit the bill
Made for snuggling all night long

Good-looking, handsome, take your pick
For Rob, these words too mundane
It took one look at his beautiful face
And my life's never been the same.

To add to the sexiness he has a smirk
That when used makes me melt away
That half smile and smouldering look
"You want me?" his look seems to say.

The chiselled jawline, the sultry blue eyes
The lips that are meant to be kissed
Then there's his voice so velvet and soft
Say "bump and grind" again, I insist.

All this combined with a nature so true
And his talent for acting is sublime
So Daniel babe, yes Rob is fuckhawt
I just wish I could make him mine!

Wednesday 29 June 2011

Sunny Rob

You smile and I smile
What's that all about?
Why do I have this feeling
That it's YAY I wanna shout?

If I find myself down
I just gaze at you
Looking so adorable
How can I stay blue?

You light up my life
I delight in each look
I can't hide my feelings
I am an open book

So don't ever change, Rob
Stay happy and sunny
Cos you make me that way
One happy bunny!

Saturday 25 June 2011

RobFest UK! June 2011

Oh what a weekend, London was a blast
The whole experience went by much too fast
Eight Robsessed girls met for RobFest UK
To discuss all things Rob, on a two day stay.

There was ElaineUK, TotallyRobbed and BlondeMel
With Lisa and Lemonie and Jaycee as well
Me and MaryUK made the group up to eight
The noise from our laughing never did abate.

Old haunts of Rob we held in our sights
The Spice Of Life held his open mic nights
Leicester Square for all his film premiere's
We took it all in with over-awed stares

Friday night went to Jamie Oliver's to eat
Over food we discussed the length of Rob's feet
Laughed ourselves silly at the waiters expression
If he only knew the depth of our Robsession!

Saw Water for Elephants and sighed once again
As his beautiful good looks drove us all insane
Cameras loaded, clicked, pictures taken galore
As we re-trod the steps of the man we adore.

Rob is the man that has brought us together
To become firm friends as birds of a feather
No judgements, no eye-rolling, we can all relax
As we discuss the many sexy moles on Rob's back!

We will all meet again of that I am sure
As our love of Rob will always endure
So to Robsessed blog I'm sending this ditty
Of days we spent drooling over one called The Pretty.

Tuesday 21 June 2011

Eric Packer

White shirt
Belt buckle
I just wanna
Bite ya knuckle
Shaven jaw
Hair slick
Wanna give
Ya lips a lick
Sexy watch
On ya wrist
Your teasing
To be kissed
Eric Packer
Sexy guy
One cool dude
I'd like to try
Sunnies on
Eyes averted
My thoughts
All perverted
Cosmopolis
Rob on set
Could this be
His best yet?
Rob ya slay me
Dressed to kill
I'm flatlined
But love ya still

Monday 20 June 2011

Happy Birthday Edward

Beautiful Edward, tall and strong
Within my heart you'll always belong
A special place inside me I hold
Ever since the Twilight story was told.

That first loping walk through the cafe door
My heart beating faster, wanting more
Then you smiled that secretive smile
I knew I was lost, bewitched, beguiled.

It's your birthday, one hundred and ten
But still seventeen from way back when
You sexy vampire; I'm your biggest fan
'Cause you led me to Rob, my perfect man.

Saturday 18 June 2011

Waiting Patiently

We've been so spoilt with pic after pic
My finger aching from save and click
Rob is very busy filming on location
That I find myself in this sad situation.

The drought I dread begins to bite
My impatience rises at this sorry plight
I know Comic-Con is here in July
But I wanna pic now I childishly cry.

I wanna see his face light up with laughter
Melt at the grin that always comes after
I wanna gaze and drown in his blue-grey eyes
As again his beauty takes me by surprise.

But I'll be a good girl and bide my time
Cos I know a papparazzi shot is a crime
But Rob, if you'll just step out into the street
Give me a wave; my life will be complete ♥

Saturday 11 June 2011

That Certain Look

It's a certain look you have
A smile and eyebrow raised
That makes my heart beat faster
My mind go off half crazed.

Each microphone held out to you
You stop and listen and stare
Your concentration is intense
Revealing how much you care.

D'you realise what that stare can do
Unleashed with all it's force
Grown women cry and reach for you
Eager to touch it's source.

As your fingers run through your hair
And your sexy smile becomes a grin
I have but one thought in my mind
And it's all wrapped up in sin.

Thursday 2 June 2011

Wedding Day

EPOV.

She walks towards me, a vision in lace
This is finally my time, finally my place
The air is filled with the perfume of flowers
I have counted the days, the minutes, the hours.

God sent her to me so I must have a soul
She gave me life again and made me whole
I've wanted and waited for her for so long
My Bella, my love, my singer, my song.

BPOV.

I feel Charlie tremble with my hand on his arm
And yet I feel a sense of completion and calm
All thoughts of nerves are finally set free
Today we become one, Edward and me.

I never ever thought this day would arrive
That I would feel so beautiful, feel so alive
I must walk so slow and yet I want to race
As I look up and see your fabulous face.

Friday 27 May 2011

A Perfect Evening

The lights are dim
The music's loud
No-one sees you
Lost in the crowd
With eyes lit up
You tap your feet
Your body moving
In time with the beat
Drinking a beer
Chatting with friends
Just being yourself
No need to pretend
No screaming fans
No public glare
Just a great night out
Then home to Bear.

Monday 23 May 2011

What is it about you?

What is it about you
What is it you do
That make so many
Fall in love with you?
Is it your smile
That lights up a room
Lifting our spirits
Dispelling the gloom.
Is it your laugh
So hearty and strong
Something so natural
Cannot be wrong.
Is it your voice
So soft and deep
Making us tremble
And our hearts leap
Is it your face
That makes us forget
to remember to breathe
So beautiful and yet
All of these things
That complete the whole
They point to a man
With a beautiful soul
I've never met you
But inside I know
There is a pureness
It's why we love you so.

Friday 20 May 2011

Water For Elephants Memories.

The premieres have now come and gone
But the memories are seared in my brain
Of watching you walk in each sexy new suit
I click on replay again and again.

You stopped and smiled with pen poised
Signing autographs for all your fans
Your thoughtfulness was plain to see
Even when security had other plans!

Posing for photographs, hand in hair
Papparazzi all calling your name
A mix of shyness and awe in your face
Still amazed at this level of fame.

Yet as I watch you, it's not hard to see
The charisma so natural and true
Your beautiful face lit up by the lights
Surely now Rob you must know we love YOU.

Friday 13 May 2011

Happy Birthday Rob. 13 th May 2011

I wish you love
I wish you joy
From this old broad
To a handsome boy
But the boy has gone
Now stands the man
The perfect specimen
In God's plan
May every wish
Of yours come true
And good luck enters
In all you do
So dont you groan
Or make a pout
As your candles flicker
When you blow them out
Just know you are loved
By all, far and wide
Happy Birthday Rob
We say with pride
Twenty five years
Have gone in a blink
To the next twenty five
I raise my drink!

Wednesday 20 April 2011

Your Beautiful Face

Your face, so breathtaking
Do you even know?
This affect you have
This inner glow?
Such a yearning look
My breathing fails
Into insignificance
All else pales
You bring me joy
Of the purest kind
That also ignites
Lustful flames to mind
This glorious picture
With my finger I trace
As I stop and stare
At your beautiful face.

Friday 15 April 2011

The Twilight Saga Wrap.


Wanna take a trip down memory lane?
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Wanna reminisce on the good times shared?
Feast your eyes on all Twilight fare.

Remember that time you held your breath
The door opened and in Edward loped
Admit you breathed a sigh of relief
Rob was everything and more than you'd hoped.

He sat down in that cafeteria chair
Dressed in black from head to toe
With his amber eyes and bronze coloured hair
You realised that you loved him so.

In Bella's bedroom, your heartbeat racing
As he leaned in for that longed for kiss
Their breaths panting, and so was yours
How you wanted a taste of such bliss.

Dancing together held in his arms
Prom night was never this good
Looking so sexy in his dark fitted suit
On his feet you wished you stood.

New Moon and that sexy car park lope
Who could resist Edward in slow motion?
The Romeo and Juliet recital in class
A sensual Shakespeare potion.

The bedroom scene and his shy proposal
His soft words of love made you melt
The look of joy when Bella said yes
Every emotion of Edward's you felt.

Now Twilight and Edward is coming to an end
“It's a wrap” the director yells out
Edward, my first love, no more in a scene
I am heartbroken, without a doubt.

I am sure Rob and Kristen together will share
A sad tear or two in their hearts
As they wave goodbye to Edward and Bella
And a silent thanks for these wonderful parts.

Thursday 7 April 2011

That Magical Beginning

The sun rose, throwing down gauntlets of light
As the breeze caught the tent in her hand
The smell of testosterone mixed with the grease
In this magical circus land.

The sounds of the ropes and the men's grunts
The smell of dirt and sweat in the air
Then with one last pull the big top was up
Exhilarated, I could only stop and stare.

I stood all alone in that centre ring
My mind a whirl of wonder and delight
Then an angel came riding, smiling at me
I knew I had fallen in love at first sight.

All sights and sounds disappeared in the mist
As our eyes refused to pull away
I knew in that moment she felt the same
And I marvel at it to this day.

Now I am ancient and memories fade
But that first look remains in my heart
My Marlena, my love, my life
This was the beginning, the wondrous start.

Thursday 31 March 2011

Rob, Tai and Giraffe.....Friends Forever.

There was an elephant and a giraffe
Who met up with Rob for a laugh
The elephant held him upside down
Which made the giraffe wear a frown.
"Don't be messing with him like that"
So Tai the elephant dropped him - splat
Oh Tai, said giraffe, don't you understand?
Rob is special, he has apple juice hands.
Tai ran her trunk over Rob with care
Feeling if he had anything to share
Rob reached out, a jelly bean to give
And Tai knew she'd love him as long as she lived
Suddenly a zebra came stampeding along
And Tai grabbed Rob, away from the throng
Hurrah, said giraffe, you saved him, she said
If it wasn't for you, he'd certainly be dead.
Oh thank you, said Rob,I'll leave you never
Tai knew she would remember Rob forever
Into the sunset the three of them strolled
Best friends forever, so the story's told.

Monday 28 March 2011

Fan Pic Smiles

Wu-Tang hoodie
Beanie on head
Big smiley face
Kills me dead.

Lucky lucky girls
Photo with Rob
Wish it was me
*sigh* *cry* *sob*

Just one day
Me in a pub
There you'll be
Eating your grub.

Sharing your air
Seeing you smile
To be near you
Will make it worthwhile.

Wednesday 23 March 2011

A Star Is Born

It's just that certain look you have
That liquifies my bones
An old world movie star aura
That turns my speech to moans.

A soft smile plays around your lips
Your blue eyes sparkle and shine
With just a glance I catch my breath
What I would give to make you mine

There is no question a star is born
Pitt and Depp, move along please
You've had your day in the sun
Rob's light shines bright with ease.

Maybe the Hollywood greats are long gone
But this old soul just applied for the job
An exciting actor in the old style mould
My sweet sensational Rob

Tuesday 22 March 2011

Rob's Smile

A smile can win so many hearts
And yours has won the prize
I know my breath catches and fails
As the light reaches up to your eyes.

It starts so shy then ups the heat
Disarming all in it's wake
Then a full blown grin and I am lost
It's dangerous for goodness sake!

Back goes your head in a throaty laugh
Your eyes crease up with glee
You finish off with a sexy smirk
And I'm killed by Robdelectability.

Thursday 24 February 2011

Marlena's Wish

Jacob....your soft voice in my ear
"You are a beautiful woman" I hear
You gaze at me with spellbound eyes
And my heart swells to twice it's size.

Tanned and hot,sweat filled brow
I search for you as I take a bow
You stand on the sidelines, tall, strong
And I know in my heart with you I belong.

Take me away, take me anywhere
Can we run away, should we dare?
My future I see in your loving face
Lets take that chance and leave this place.

With you by my side I have no fear
You're all I want, all I hold dear
In your arms I will stay forever more
Because it's you I love, you I adore.

Monday 14 February 2011

Your Kiss

You lean in and I can feel your breath
I hold mine like a little death
It feels warm and soft on my face
With a finger my cheek you trace.

Your lashes close against your cheek
As ever nearer my lips you seek
My eyes close as the sensation hits
To feel my mouth against your lips.

I groan as ecstasy floods like sin
As your tongue sensuously slips within
Softly deepening, you gently explore
I meet you halfway, wanting more.

In your arms nothing can compare
As I run my fingers through your hair
Time stands still, locked in embrace
I have no memory of time or place.

To think I'd never been kissed like this
To wait so long for heavenly bliss
We held our gaze, spellbound in awe
Kiss me again, I wantonly implore......

Saturday 12 February 2011

My Valentine

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Wish you loved me
Like I love you

You took my heart
Away from me
Treat it with love
For eternity.

This is my wish
For Valentines Day
To be twenty four
Loved by you today.

But roses are red
And violets are blue
And you love another
So I'm not for you.

Does this make me sad
Does this make me blue?
No, why would this matter
Because you're still you.

Saturday 5 February 2011

The Future


Time is passing ever quickly and soon you will be twenty five.
The echo of Twilight is resounding softly in your ears
As the end of an era fast awaits
As you run toward those open gates.
There'll be sadness felt at it's departure but you've never felt more alive.
The promise of things to come beckons in the distance
New portayals you can almost taste
A talent you can never waste.

Promotions for Water for Elephants with Oscar winning names
A joy to work on, interviews everyone will understand
As your bond with Rosie was inexplicable.
Your love of animals unassailable
A David Cronenberg film incites a riot through your veins
A role so very different from anything you've done before
Your excitement is uncontainable
Emotions intensely changeable

This is all in the future, an innovative future yet to come
I'll be on the side-lines, watching it unfold with bated breath
Contented in the happiness you feel
Impatiently agog with fervoured zeal
Every new film you make has my heart beating like a drum
So stride out Rob, your smiling face greeting the unknown
And sense my love as you take the wheel
Of life and love and keeping it real.

Friday 4 February 2011

He is Beautiful

Ooh baby, I adore your look
Dontcha know my heart you took?
No more the geeky kid in school
Now you make grown women drool.

Tall, broad, manly and virile
You melt my bones with just a smile
Just look in the mirror, honeybun
It's gorgeous Robert Pattinson.

The camera loves you, it tells no lies
Across the world is the sound of sighs
You light up the screen in every shot
Don't you realise you're fuckin' hot?

Do you care? Not a hoot
Casual gear or in a suit
As long as your work is 100%
You'll stay a modest English gent!

Tuesday 1 February 2011

AN ODE TO THE STOLI


I feel long fingers unwrap my fold
At last my story will be told
Too long I've stayed packed up tight
On a shelf and out of sight.

I need a guy, one who's broad
To cut a pose and strike a chord.
Rob fits the bill, he fills me out
He'll take me places, without a doubt.

I'm in a pub with music blaring
So many eyes on me their staring
Much admired, I've hit paydirt
Tom says “what a fucking great shirt!

I'm grey and my name is Stolichnaya
I'm a cool dude, a bit of a player
A party animal, vodka's my tipple
I feel some soaking into Rob's nipple.

Beer is flowing, some down me
By the taste, it's Bud I see
Cigarette ash, too late a hole
Careful Rob, I have a soul!

Wee small hours, I'm on the floor
Feeling tired, stretched and sore
But boy it was a bloody good night
All that booze, no wonder I'm tight.

Weeks go by, I'm borrowed by Tom
Then Rob takes me to see his mom
I can tell by her eyes that she's aghast
If she only knew about my past.

I'm being caressed, is this the end?
No, mum's sewing and I'm on the mend
No more holes, but then I pout
Oh god, Rob's stopped at an In N' Out.

As the months lengthen, the stitches rip
But I wouldn't have missed this ride, this trip
I may be wrinkled, I may be worn
But I'm in his suitcase on Breaking Dawn.

No longer seen, I'm kept by Kristen
It's the sentiment, she's insisting
So when it's cold I keep her snug
Living out my years in Rob's hug.

Midnight Dream




Just one look
Sweat on brow
I want you here
I want you now.

Biting my lip
Pulse is racing
In my mind
You I'm tasting.

Feel your fingers
Against my thigh
Is what I wish
Oh Rob, I cry

Run my hands
Through your hair
Just touching you
There and there.

Feeling your body
On top of mine
Hear your heart
Join mine in time.

I taste your lips
against my mouth
I feel your hands
Heading south

Slick with sweat
Hands everywhere
You're touching me
Oh please, just there

Desire peaks
I softly moan
Oh Rob, I sigh
Cos I'm alone.

Sunday 30 January 2011

A Bod for Sin


Midnight blue
Looks good on you
Matching your eyes
Matching my sighs.

Looking so cute
In that Gucci suit
Strong and tall
I just want it all

The eyebrows raised
Makes me half-crazed
The full blown grin
Bod made for sin.

Why do I love you
What do you do
You're captivating
And so stimulating

I'm blown away
Night and day
Beautiful guy
Making me high.

Thursday 27 January 2011

Next Morning


Feathers there
In my hair
Body bare
Do I care?

Outfit tore
Feeling sore
Wanting more
I implore

Hard and cold
Broke the mold
Heart is sold
Making bold.

He is pissed
Don't desist
I insist
Wanna be kissed.

Now Im pissed
Wanna list?
Of being kissed
By you I've missed.

Now a smile
To beguile
Take a while
Kiss that smile.

We'll endeavour
Bond wont sever
Leaving never
Loving forever.

Wednesday 26 January 2011

Waiting For April

Robert Thomas, what am I gonna do?
I'm afraid I'm sorta in love with you
Lookin' at me all sexy and hot
Makin' me wish for more than I got
April's so far, what's a girl to do?
Going outta my mind from missing you.

Robert Thomas I'm dreamin' of the day
“Water for Elephants” I'll say and pay
Sittin' down in a cocoon of black
Anticipatin' my pulse comin' back
The screen goes bright, the music soars
The circus is here, applause, applause.

Robert Thomas sadly I'm awaitin'
All this time till April I'm ahatin'
In Baton Rouge you're hidden away
No sight or sound all the long day
I gotta tell you I miss you hon
But I'll bide my time till April's come.

Monday 24 January 2011

A Beautiful Man


The jawline so masculine, strong and bold
The delight of women since days of old
The soft supple lips, the long eyelashes
With just a gaze and your heartbeat crashes.

A wide forehead over darkened brows
Blue eyes sharing all that beauty allows
A broad nose to show that he has a flaw
Just accentuates his masculinity even more

Tall, broad shouldered, a touch of swagger
You catch your breath, your footsteps stagger
He smiles and angels beat their wings
Marvelling at the amazing sight he brings.

His voice like velvet, says your name
You melt at the sound, your heart's aflame
His fingers reach and caress your cheek
His soft breath murmers “no, don't speak”

His look of love holds you spellbound
Blinding you to all sight and sound
As his lips descend and find your own
Please don't wake up, you softly moan.

Sunday 23 January 2011

Heaven Sent

His smile tugs at my heartstrings
With a longing that never goes away
He smiles and just for a moment
I hold my breath and pray.

Is he from earthly origin
Or carved by angels above
Somehow I think it's the angels
Who made him out of love.

That perfect precision jawline
With two sparkling blue eyes
Soft lips waiting to be kissed
It's no wonder I idolise.

They added a sense of humour
With modesty thrown in
A huge amount of sex appeal
And just a touch of sin.

The angels looked and understood
They hatched a cunning plan
To help womanhood all over the world
They made this stunning man.

Now when the day is overcast
Or I'm getting some crap in my job
I just take a moment to stop and stare
At beautiful smiling Rob.

Tuesday 18 January 2011

BECAUSE OF YOU

Rain lashed mornings make me reflective
pondering on the what if's and might have beens
where have all the years gone?
images dance round and round of past remembered scenes

raindrops trickle down the window
a slalom contest on who will reach the sill first
life has a way of racing ahead
the quest for knowledge a long never ending thirst

stormy days make me forlorn
the skies mirror my mood of gloom in black and grey
i rest my forehead against the glass
watching people scurry at the end of a busy day

maybe if i'd changed my path
somewhere along the road altered my point of view
would i still be here, wondering
would the thoughts inside my head still be of you?

I turn around and cast a glance
at the photograph i have of you beside my bed
your smiling face stares back at me
my downcast mood now barely hanging by a thread

a shaft of light pierces the gloom
the sun chasing the clouds from her domain
i lean back, arms folded in submission
when she shines, i cannot best her at this game.

I chuckle at my predicament
caught dead centre of two similar styles
the celestial glow from high in the sky
and the sunshine of your beautiful smile.

Joy bubbles up within me
impossible to keep my mood in downcast shades of grey
your eyes follow me as i stretch and grin
i know because of you, it'll always be another beautiful day.

Golden Globes 2011


The dying throes of the sun glinted off his sunglasses
Buttoning his jacket he stepped out of the car
In midnight blue tux that enhanced the colour of his eyes
He was without doubt the best dressed man by far.

He strode out onto the red carpet, Dean close by his side
The flash of cameras lighting his dark red hair
He stood tall, slim and elegant, a sexy smile upon his face
The fans with a collective sigh could only stop and stare.

Stopping at intervals to answer interviewers questions
Always charming with that kilowatt smile
He moved with grace, flair and an effortless ease
Standing out with his exquisite style.

At last standing next to Olivia in her princess gown
He delivered his lines with confidence and panache
His duties done, he quietly left the awards
To attend the grand after party bash
.
I watched all this happen from my living room chair
I watched with my heart full of pride
Never had he looked more stunning and hot
And my grin was a mile wide.

Tuesday 11 January 2011

Why is it?


Why is it somedays when I think I'm okay
I look at Rob and my world starts to sway
I'm a grown woman I state, I know the score
But just one glimpse leaves me wanting more.

I watch him laughing, his mouth open wide
And I yearn to be with him, along for the ride
Why do I feel, this longing, this need?
A quite unfathomable question indeed.

Is it his eyes, blue/grey like the sea
Or his exquisite jawline that wont let me be?
His soft full lips hold an inviting allure
Rending every waking moment impure.

Maybe it's his hands, his fingers so long
That holds my attention, pulse beating strong
Or his broad manly chest covered in hair
Can stop me stone dead in my tracks and stare.

His sense of humour, so zany and free
Is exactly the way I love him to be
His smile that can melt the coldest of hearts
Brings a glow to his face like a work of art.

I can say with conviction it's the sexy stare
When joined by a smirk drives me to despair
I could ask all these questions till I'm 109
But he's just Rob and I wish he were mine.

Then I realise my answers are there, plain to see
They vividly describe what Rob means to me
But most of all I love what Rob cannot hide
The beautiful soul he holds deep inside.

His Kiss

His kiss would be soft
And extremely erotic
His kiss would arouse
Set me off like a rocket
His lips on my mouth
His tongue slipping in
I would groan out loud
My thoughts turned to sin
His kiss would be sensual
He would take the lead
Plundering my mouth
With a frenzied need
His kiss would undo me
I could never resist
To be in Rob's arms
Being thoroughly kissed

Tuesday 4 January 2011

Best Dressed List 2011

The way you stare holding the camera's gaze
Never ceases to mesmerise, shock and amaze
Your eyes, deepset under darkened brows
Never fails to ignite, exhilarate and arouse.

Your expression can change from sexy to sad
Your body language is fluent in "hot and bad"
With just a look all sane thoughts are lost
Except "I want you whatever the cost."

The grey suit fits like a second skin
Clinging and moulding your body within
Thumbs hooking the buckle at your waist
There's no way my thoughts can remain chaste.

You remain on The Best Dressed List once more
You think it's amusing; what for? you implore
But Rob, you don't see yourself as we all do
One sexy hot man, who's beautiful inside too.

Monday 3 January 2011

New Years Eve 2010

He felt her breath against his cheek
The very thought made him go weak
He turned to listen what she had to say
And caressed her lips along the way.

New Year Eve, they were pressed up close
But he was with the one he loved the most
When midnight struck he gazed at her face
And lost all sense of time and space.

The start of a new year and of a new day
Together they'd face it, come what may
Because whatever their fates had to plan
She was his girl and he was her man.