The Robert Pattinson Effect.

Do you realise how many lives you changed
When you walked through that cafeteria door?
Your shy little smirk when Jessica spoke
Had us picking ourselves up off the floor.

No-one was ready for the magnetic pull
You exerted with just a look
How could one man hold so much allure
Just playing a vampire in a book?

This was Robsession at work in full flow
The Robert Thomas Pattinson effect
Many have pondered how he holds such sway
How he mesmerises those he affects?

It's simple really; not complicated at all
The man is beautiful inside and out
Shy, respectful, considerate and true
With a to die for jawline and sexy pout.

His beauty can take your breath clean away
His interviews make you smile like a loon
His joyful nature is as big as the sun
While that stare makes you howl at the moon.

The Bel Ami premiere is now over and done
Vampire boy now replaced by a man
With buzzed cut hair and a sexy long coat
He still dazzled us like no other can.

So even though there is Brad, George and Johnny
And each are gorgeous in their own way
They will never make us yearn with an aching want
Every morning, every night, every day. ♥