He is Beautiful

Ooh baby, I adore your look
Dontcha know my heart you took?
No more the geeky kid in school
Now you make grown women drool.

Tall, broad, manly and virile
You melt my bones with just a smile
Just look in the mirror, honeybun
It's gorgeous Robert Pattinson.

The camera loves you, it tells no lies
Across the world is the sound of sighs
You light up the screen in every shot
Don't you realise you're fuckin' hot?

Do you care? Not a hoot
Casual gear or in a suit
As long as your work is 100%
You'll stay a modest English gent!

AN ODE TO THE STOLI

I feel long fingers unwrap my fold

At last my story will be told

Too long I've stayed packed up tight

On a shelf and out of sight.

I need a guy, one who's broad

To cut a pose and strike a chord.

Rob fits the bill, he fills me out

He'll take me places, without a doubt.

I'm in a pub with music blaring

So many eyes on me their staring

Much admired, I've hit paydirt

Tom says “what a fucking great shirt!

I'm grey and my name is Stolichnaya

I'm a cool dude, a bit of a player

A party animal, vodka's my tipple

I feel some soaking into Rob's nipple.

Beer is flowing, some down me

By the taste, it's Bud I see

Cigarette ash, too late a hole

Careful Rob, I have a soul!

Wee small hours, I'm on the floor

Feeling tired, stretched and sore

But boy it was a bloody good night

All that booze, no wonder I'm tight.

Weeks go by, I'm borrowed by Tom

Then Rob takes me to see his mom

I can tell by her eyes that she's aghast

If she only knew about my past.

I'm being caressed, is this the end?

No, mum's sewing and I'm on the mend

No more holes, but then I pout

Oh god, Rob's stopped at an In N' Out.

As the months lengthen, the stitches rip

But I wouldn't have missed this ride, this trip

I may be wrinkled, I may be worn

But I'm in his suitcase on Breaking Dawn.

No longer seen, I'm kept by Kristen

It's the sentiment, she's insisting

So when it's cold I keep her snug

Living out my years in Rob's hug.

Midnight Dream

Just one look
Sweat on brow
I want you here
I want you now.

Biting my lip
Pulse is racing
In my mind
You I'm tasting.

Feel your fingers
Against my thigh
Is what I wish
Oh Rob, I cry

Run my hands
Through your hair
Just touching you
There and there.

Feeling your body
On top of mine
Hear your heart
Join mine in time.

I taste your lips
against my mouth
I feel your hands
Heading south

Slick with sweat
Hands everywhere
You're touching me
Oh please, just there

Desire peaks
I softly moan
Oh Rob, I sigh
Cos I'm alone.

A Bod for Sin

Midnight blue
Looks good on you
Matching your eyes
Matching my sighs.

Looking so cute
In that Gucci suit
Strong and tall
I just want it all

The eyebrows raised
Makes me half-crazed
The full blown grin
Bod made for sin.

Why do I love you
What do you do
You're captivating
And so stimulating

I'm blown away
Night and day
Beautiful guy
Making me high.

Next Morning

Feathers there

In my hair

Body bare

Do I care?

Outfit tore

Feeling sore

Wanting more

I implore

Hard and cold

Broke the mold

Heart is sold

Making bold.

He is pissed

Don't desist

I insist

Wanna be kissed.

Now Im pissed

Wanna list?

Of being kissed

By you I've missed.

Now a smile

To beguile

Take a while

Kiss that smile.

We'll endeavour

Bond wont sever

Leaving never

Loving forever.

Waiting For April

Robert Thomas, what am I gonna do?

I'm afraid I'm sorta in love with you

Lookin' at me all sexy and hot

Makin' me wish for more than I got

April's so far, what's a girl to do?

Going outta my mind from missing you.

Robert Thomas I'm dreamin' of the day

“Water for Elephants” I'll say and pay

Sittin' down in a cocoon of black

Anticipatin' my pulse comin' back

The screen goes bright, the music soars

The circus is here, applause, applause.

Robert Thomas sadly I'm awaitin'

All this time till April I'm ahatin'

In Baton Rouge you're hidden away

No sight or sound all the long day

I gotta tell you I miss you hon

But I'll bide my time till April's come.

A Beautiful Man

The jawline so masculine, strong and bold

The delight of women since days of old

The soft supple lips, the long eyelashes

With just a gaze and your heartbeat crashes.

A wide forehead over darkened brows

Blue eyes sharing all that beauty allows

A broad nose to show that he has a flaw

Just accentuates his masculinity even more

Tall, broad shouldered, a touch of swagger

You catch your breath, your footsteps stagger

He smiles and angels beat their wings

Marvelling at the amazing sight he brings.

His voice like velvet, says your name

You melt at the sound, your heart's aflame

His fingers reach and caress your cheek

His soft breath murmers “no, don't speak”

His look of love holds you spellbound

Blinding you to all sight and sound

As his lips descend and find your own

Please don't wake up, you softly moan.