Have You Seen Him?

Little fly upon the wall
Have you seen our Rob at all?
Have you seen him in the pub?
Munching on some lovely grub.
Have you seen him, pint in hand
Listening to his favourite band.
Have you seen him at all, I fret
In the shower all soapy and wet?
Have you seen him sleeping in bed
His arms stretched up around his head
Have you seen him driving round
To mum and dad, homeward bound
Have you seen him writing songs
In a studio where he belongs
Have you seen him in an hotel room
Maybe sad and filled with gloom
Have you seen him laughing out loud
Anonymous in a large pub crowd
Have you seen him, please pray tell
Just so I know he's safe and well
But if you know and tell the pappz
I'll make sure that you breathe your last
'Cause everyone hates a buzzing traitor
So I'll swat you with a rolled up paper!