A Man of Many Parts

Bel Ami; Georges DuRoy,
My oh my, what a boy!
Nuzzling kisses, bodices ripped,
Pehaps he should have kept it zipped?

Breaking Dawn ; Edward Cullen,
He's so brooding, dark and sullen.
But then he's wed, virgin no more,
Bella's just shown him what it's for!

Water for Elephants ; Our vet Jacob,
A dirty sweaty sexy young cub.
Marlena's his girl, she'll show him how,
Bring down the Big Top and take a bow!

All these faces, all these parts
Rob he's just a work of art.
His face just haunts us with its beauty,
'cause he's a true life f#ckin' cutie!