HoboRob

You have your beard, I'm not impressed.
Who said you could have a rest?
What was that? It was me?
Okay,okay, I'll let you be!

Must you wear the same T shirt?
You have two more, you cry all hurt,
That LB hat hiding your hair
Show off the barnet, please, I dare!

You scruffy sod, I lovingly say,
I wouldn't have you any other way.
To me you are beautiful inside and out
Though that bloody beard hides the pout.

In Breaking Dawn the beard will go
And in it's place a sparkly glow.
All jawporn, lips and amber eyes.
From me all mournful, groaning sighs.

Dressed down, scruffy and shoes untied
My eyes still look at you with pride
Cause you're my man, Mr Pattinson
So wear what you bloody like, hun!