A Letter to Lizzie

Hi Lizzie, I've heard it said you like to visit this blog
And read about how many times your brother we would snog.
And snogging is not the only thing that we would like to do
Well may I say, with smirk on face, that it's completely true!

Don't take offence, 'cause it comes with love, this Robert adoration
To say we love his films and songs needs no further explanation
To find that perfect someone when our lives are turning shitty
Is why we write with so much lust for the one we call The Pretty.

So even though our comments here can be somewhat graphic
As every pic and photoshoot we try to "save and lick"
It's because our hearts we've sent his way, for him to keep with love
Mr Robert Thomas Pattinson, your luscious gorgeous bruv!