Twas The Night Before Christmas......

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
My stocking I'd hung by the chimney with care
In the hope that St Nicholas soon would be there

Then in a twinkling I heard on my roof
The prancing and pawing of each reindeer hoof
A sudden sound echoed from my living room below
So I crept downstairs, footsteps soft and slow.

Expecting to see Santa, imagine my surprise
To see Rob standing there, a knowing look in his eyes
My hall clock vibrated as midnight was struck
And I ran to my window not believing my luck.

Santa leapt to his sleigh and gave a sharp whistle
Then away they all flew like the down of a thistle
But he said with a wink before he drove out of sight
Merry Christmas dear Kaz, hope you have a great night.

I turned to Robert and I felt something click
As I realised my plea had been heard by St Nick
“Just for tonight, you're mine to love” Rob said
As he gathered me up and took me to bed.

Christmas morning arrived, sadly all too soon
And I awoke and looked around my still, empty room
With a sigh I remembered my night of sheer bliss
As my body recalled the touch of his kiss.

Had it all been a dream, as the church bells rang
Had it been wishful thinking, I thought with a pang
Then I gasped as I spied at the end of my bed
Rob's Christmas beanie, still warm from his head.

My Christmas Wish

The stars are twinkling in the cold night sky

Anticipation is in the air

It's the time of year when dreams might fly

And the answer may come to a prayer.

One star stands out as its shining so bright

So I make my wish out loud

I cross my fingers and close my eyes tight

And it floats away on a cloud.

Oh Christmas Star please hear my plea

Grant me my true love

Could you just send Robert down to me

From the starry heavens above.

I know he will never be mine to keep

But if I could have one night

I would wrap him inside a love so deep

In never ending delight.

Miracles happen at this time of year

So maybe...just maybe for me

On Christmas Eve, so crisp and clear

Rob's look of love I'll see.

Home for Christmas?

The stars twinkle in the cold night sky

And snow lays thick on the ground

Christmas will soon be here with us

So is Rob at last homeward bound?

Filming is finished for the holiday break

All are ready for some Christmas cheer

To spend good times with family and friends

Drinking brandy, wine and some beer!

The spirit of Christmas instills in us all

A longing to see those that we love

This will be no exception for Victoria and Liz

To spoil their much loved bruv!

Claire will be longing to hold him again

Richard to share a pint with his son

I wish them all the merriest of Christmases

With joy and love and good fun.

For My Baby Girl.

I stare at her face and watch her cries fade

As I'm blown away by this miracle I've made

For the rest of my life I will always be afraid

For my baby girl.

Her eyes stare back and I drown in the sight

Lost in her image and so with all my might

I know I will never ever give up the fight

For my baby girl.

This beautiful child I never dreamed could exist

The thought that fatherhood I would have missed

Thank you Bella for giving me my perfect wish

For my baby girl.

My emotions overflow as my heart you steal

And I still find it so unbelievable you're real

Words are not enough to explain how I feel

For my baby girl.

I Wanna...........

I wanna run my hand through your hair
Your head or chest, I don't care where
I wanna run my finger along your jaw
Then pick myself up off the floor.

I wanna feel your fingers long and slender
Caress my cheek soft and tender
I wanna kiss your lips sexy and full
And feel my stomach clench and pull.

I wanna lay beside you on a bed
As along my heart you softly tread
I wanna take you to unheard of heights
On hot summer days and cold winter nights.

I wanna experience many wonderful things
Together with you; whatever life brings
I wanna hold my dream inside my hand
And not watch it drift like grains of sand.

Maybe, one day, this will all come true
How will it happen? I haven't a clue
Until then I'll keep watching the moon above
Patiently waiting for the man I love.

Remembering Tyler.

I remember you in New York city
Standing all bloody and bruised
Silly me wanted to kiss it better
My that would have kept you amused

I remember you drinking your coffee
Talking of toothbrushes to sell
Smiling and talking in your open check shirt
A relief from your tormented hell

I remember you carrying the bed roll
For Caroline's overnight stay
You played the best older brother
In your own inimitable way.

I remember you wearing the navy blue suit
You looked so handsome and hot
Arguing baseball with your up-tight dad
Then him making you lose the plot.

I remember you in New York city
In the summer of 2009
Your role of Tyler will forever be
Instilled in me for all time.

Longing for Water for Elephants

I'm wishing for April and circus time

When Water for Elephants arrives

To watch Rob as Jacob walk on set

Completely changing our lives.

As a circus vet, the animals he'll tend

Rosie will be a such a delight

But Marlena will steal his heart away

As he falls in love at first sight.

There'll be laughter, sadness, tragedy too

And he'll roustabout with the best

His anger and fury will know no bounds

As August puts him to the test.

To see Rob as Jacob, all dirty and hot

Wiping the sweat from his face

Will be a role I'm longing to see

Causing my heartbeat to race.

No longer inhuman, just a mortal man

With all of those traits to play

Ready to love with no binding restraint

Portrayed in Rob's inimitable way.

Missing You.

I miss you Rob
It's gotta be said
I miss your beanie
And t shirt so red
I miss your smile
And wonky legs
I miss the stoli
Replace it, I beg
I miss your eyes
Your fingers so long
I miss your legs
Striding along
I miss your hoodie
And mismatched shirt
Your tight jeans
Bad ass so pert
I miss that jaw
With raspy stubble
Those sexy lips
Are double trouble
I miss your voice
All soft and low
Oh Rob where are you?
I miss you so......

Robert Thomas Pattinson

R is for raucous; when you're laughing out loud

O is for orgasmic; stares shouldn't be allowed

B is for banter; with Kristen, so light

E is for ecstatic; how I get every night

R is for raunchy; ooh Georges, you cad

T is for trembling; I want you so bad

P is for panties; poofing on the floor

A is for adorable; makes me want you more

T is for tasty; those lips I wanna bite

T is for tall; six foot one inch in height

I is for ideal; perfect in every way

N is for naughty; ooh Rob, wanna play?

S is for sexy; that goes without saying

O is for outrageous; the remarks that you're making

N is for now my heart you have won

Mr Robert Thomas Pattinson.

Twilight Thoughts

In the stillness of the night as you lay prone upon your bed

A sheet tangled around you and your arms above your head

Do you think back and ponder over where this all began

When Twilight was in infancy and you an also-ran.

Did you ever stop and think how changed your life was going to be

The three ring circus around you now, the chaos and lunacy?

The screaming fans, so loud they leave a ringing in your ears

The paparazzi chasing you, confirming your worst fears.

Or do you sigh and thank the stars above they've got your back

And that the girl lying beside you, saw in you what others lack

That besides all the madness, there's a serenity it brings

And you love the life you have now and wouldn't change a thing.

I know that fame wont alter you or go straight to your head

Your feet are firmly on the floor, a wise “old soul” instead

So thank you Rob for playing the role that set the world on fire

And Stephanie dreaming up Edward, that sexy hot vampire

My Perfect Shining Star

I feel you all around me when the day is coloured blue
I wake up in the morning and my thoughts spin round to you
Does it matter that you're in my life and yet we've never met
Or a certain song brings you to mind with magical effect.

When the sun is shining down and I feel its healing rays
And the day becomes up-lifted in a thousand million ways
I wonder if your day is good and if you're smiling too
Are we sharing a life moment? I like to think that's true.

As rain beats on the windowpane with monotonous force
And the day is sad and gloomy with no sign of it's remorse
I log onto my computer and head to my happy place
Captivated, I am reborn gazing at your fabulous face.

So continue on your journey and I'll be right by your side
Watching from a distance and experiencing the ride
I realise I'm one of many that adore you from afar
But Rob, to me, you are my own perfect shining star.

CHESS...........

As he pondered his move, I took in his face
I had lost all concept of time and space
We were man and wife in this beautiful place
And I adored him.

Our wedding night had been sheer bliss
My body grew hot as I remembered his kiss
To hell with chess; I wanted more of this
And I kissed him.

His icy touch made my lips on fire
His hard dazzling body I would never tire
The feel of his hands took me higher and higher
And I wanted him.

He pushed me away, fear in his eyes
Caressing my bruises, I heard him sigh
I felt my heart begin to shatter and die
I needed him.

Seeing my tears he moaned my name
With a groan I was in his arms again
This time his mouth made my body flame
As he loved me.

My RobWorld

MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND SMILE
THIS TIME WHEN MY WORLD STOOD STILL FOR A WHILE
WHEN YOU ENTERED MY LIFE AND TOOK IT APART
KNOCKED ME FOR SIX AND RAN OFF WITH MY HEART

IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED, IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE
WHO IS THIS VAMPIRE GUY WITH THE SEXY EYES
I AM A MATURE WOMAN I THOUGHT WITH DISDAIN
I CAN'T FEEL EIGHTEEN; I MUST BE INSANE.

NOW THE DAYS AND WEEKS GO BY IN A BLUR
GLUED TO A COMPUTER; OBSESSED AS IT WERE
I STILL CANT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M SMITTEN
OR THAT ROB HAS TURNED ME INTO A SEX-KITTEN.

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I CHECK THE NEWS
ON A BLOG, ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR ANY FRESH CLUES
IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS I'M STILL HERE IN PLACE
LOST IN THE WONDER OF HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

I'M ONLY THANKFUL MY THOUGHTS I CAN SHARE
WITH LIKE-MINDED WOMEN WHO UNASHAMEDLY CARE
FROM AROUND THE GLOBE WE UPHOLD THE SAME VIEW
ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON; WE ALL LOVE YOU.

KRISTEN/BELLA'S SONG

LAYING ON THE SAND, I STARE AT THE SKY
WATCHING THE CLOUDS GO SAILING BY
AND STILL I CONSTANTLY QUESTION WHY
YOU BELONG TO ME.

I FEEL YOU TAKE MY HAND IN YOURS
THE FEELING IN MY HEART JUST SOARS
I MARVEL AT THE FATES BECAUSE
YOU BELONG TO ME.

LAUGHING, YOU DRAG ME INTO THE SEA
THE WARMTH OF THE WATER ENVELOPS ME
YOUR MOUTH OPENS MINE LIKE A KEY
YOU BELONG TO ME.

YOU KISS ME AND MY LIPS JUST QUIVER
MY BODY RESPONDS WITH A SHIVER
MY LOVE IS DEEPER THAN ANY RIVER
YOU BELONG TO ME.

THE FEELING I GET, WARM IN YOUR ARMS
SURROUNDING ME, SAFE FROM HARM
YOU'RE MY ROCK, SO STRONG AND CALM
YOU BELONG TO ME.

DON'T EVER LEAVE ME NOR DEPART
COS THAT WOULD ONLY BREAK MY HEART
I'VE LOVED YOU FROM THE VERY START
YOU BELONG TO ME

WE ARE TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE
I'VE GIVEN YOU MY HEART AND SOUL
WITHOUT YOU I WOULD JUST IMPLODE
I'LL ALWAYS BELONG TO YOU.

My Blue Heaven

My baby in blue
A beautiful hue
Stunning on you
Rob boy blue.

Matches your eyes
So no surprise
You cant disguise
Camera never lies

A sideways glance
Will only enhance
The true romance
With eyes that dance.

Smile so pleasing
Taunting, teasing
Please be appeasing
My heart is seizing.

Blue is scrumptious
On you it's vivacious
Makes me flirtatious
Rob you're delicious.

In black..hit the sack
In green..serene
In red..hot in bed
In blue..c'mere you.....

What You Mean To Me.

YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
AND TOOK MY HEART WITHOUT PERMISSION
AND NOW GIVE IT BACK PLEASE
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE.
TO ME.

YOU LOOK WITH SUCH INTENSITY
CAUSING MY KNEES TO BUCKLE TO THE GROUND
DON'T YOU EVEN REALISE?
IS IT SUCH A BIG SURPRISE
TO ME?

I WANT YOU EVEN THOUGH IT'S STUPID
THIS LONGING FOR YOU NEVER GOES AWAY
AND FOOLISH IT MAY SEEM
THIS IS WHAT YOU MEAN
TO ME.

BUT YOU ARE JUST A PHOTOGRAPH
SMILING BACK AT ME WITHIN A FRAME
DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU
OR THE MAGIC YOU DO
TO ME.

WHY DO I KEEP ON DREAMING
WHEN NO AMOUNT OF WISHING MAKES IT TRUE
THIS I'LL NEVER KNOW
YOU JUST BRING A GLOW
TO ME.

SO WHEN I'M OLD AND GREY
AND REMINISCING HAPPY TIMES RAKED FROM THE PAST
I'LL RECALL A MEMORY
HOW PERFECT YOU CAME TO BE
TO ME.

YOU ROCK MY WORLD

HE TURNS TO SMILE AND THE CAMERA NEVER LIES
AS THE CORNERS TURN UP ON THOSE STUNNING BLUE EYES
YOUR BREATH CATCHES AS THE SHEER FORCE HITS YOU
SPELLBOUND YOU WATCH, AS HE LOPES INTO VIEW.

YOU WONDER HOW ONE MAN CAN AFFECT YOU THIS WAY
WHAT DOES HE POSSESS TO MAKE YOUR BODY SWAY
IT'S YOU HE'S KISSING IN THE LOVE-MAKING SCENE
IMAGINATION RUNS RIOT, WHY CAN'T A GIRL DREAM?

HIS VOICE SOFTLY SPOKEN, YOU HANG ONTO EVERY WORD
IN YOUR HEAD IT'S THE SOUND OF ANGELS YOU'VE HEARD
SMILING, YOU SHAKE IT, STILL KNOWING IT WONT CLEAR
EMBEDDED THERE FOREVER, IT'S ALL YOU WANT TO HEAR.

HIS FACE HOLDS YOU MESMERISED, YOU CANT LOOK AWAY
AS YOU WATCH EACH EXPRESSION UNFOLD INTO PLAY
HIS EYES ARE THE COLOUR OF A COOL MOUNTAIN LAKE
OF HIS CHERRY RED LIPS, SOFT BITES YOU WOULD TAKE.

EVERY ROLE HE PORTRAYS ROCKS YOU TO THE CORE
EACH CHARACTER'S PART MAKES YOU LOVE HIM MORE
IS IT GEORGES OR EDWARD THAT MAKES YOUR HEARTS POUND?
NO, IT'S ROB, OF COURSE, MAKES YOUR WORLD GO AROUND.

ROB IN RED

I LOVE YOU IN BROWN

A SHIRT BUTTONED-DOWN

I LIKE YOU IN YELLOW

LOOKING SO MELLOW

IN BLUE...NO SURPRISE

IT MATCHES YOUR EYES

IN TROUSERS SO GREEN

THE BEST THAT I'VE SEEN

A PURPLE LONG TOP

MY PANTIES GO POP

IN BLACK...SEXY BASTARD

LOOKING LIKE EDWARD

BUT JEEZ.. WEARING RED?

OH ROB....COME TO BED.......

BACK IN TIME.

WHEN I WAS ONLY TWENTY FOUR

THE PICKINGS WERE VERY SLIM OR POOR

THERE WASN'T ANYONE LIKE YOU AROUND

TO SEND MY HEART HEAVEN BOUND.

TO BE YOUNG AND HAVE YOU BY MY SIDE

OH WHAT A JOURNEY...OH WHAT A RIDE

TO GAZE INTO THAT GORGEOUS FACE

AND FEEL MY PULSE BEGIN TO RACE.

BUT TIME HAS PASSED, I'LL BE NO MORE

THAT YOUNG AND VIBRANT TWENTY FOUR

INSTEAD MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND YOU

ABSORBING ALL YOU SAY AND DO.

I'M MAD FOR YOU BUT I'M NOT ALONE

SEEING PICS OF YOU THAT MAKE ME MOAN

US WOMEN FROM ROBSESSED...A MOTLEY CREW

WE ARE ALL IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.

WE'LL STAND BY YOU BOTH STRONG AND TRUE

IN WHATEVER ENDEAVOR YOU MAY DO

IM PROUD TO SAY THAT I'M OBSESSED

'CAUSE ROB, TO ME YOU ARE THE BEST.

SO WHEN I'M SLEEPING IN BED AT NIGHT

AND DREAMS OF YOU SUDDENLY TAKE FLIGHT

THEN TIME HAS REVERSED...I'M STILL TWENTY FOUR

AND I'M GRAZING MY LIPS AGAINST YOUR JAW.

OH, BY THE WAY.........

You were filming in Rio and you wore blue
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?
You looked so handsome, tall and sexy too
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?

On the street surrounded by filming crew
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?
So hot and steamy and a soft breeze blew
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?

First day of filming, when everything is new
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?
I just sat, eyes glazed and admired the view
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?

A carnival feeling, kissing and dancing too
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?
No acting required with your love so true
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?

You hold her so gently, so loving, so YOU
Oh by the way, did I mention, that I love you?
Your kiss is so passionate so what can I do?
Forget I ever mentioned that I love you.

ISLAND HEAVEN

“My husband” I try out the words for size

In my head they roll around

He hugs me with a gentle squeeze

As the boat heads island bound.

The sun is sinking and the light slips away

The moon takes its place in the sky

I watch as he strips and walks into the sea

I love him, I cannot deny.

The water laps round me as I stand by his side

Our bodies caressed by the moon

Our hands find each other, gripping tight

We'll finally be as one, soon.

He carries me lovingly to a white silken bed

And gently lays me down

I reach up and kiss his beautiful face

Wiping clear the hesitant frown

All thoughts of caution escape my head

As the rising passion takes hold

To feel his lips discovering me

Makes me act more wanton and bold

My hands in his hair and lips on his mouth

I feel him slowly enter me

I gasp as the powerful feeling takes hold

Transported to intense ecstasy.

He holds up his body, taking his weight

Our eyes are locked in time

We move in a rhythm that builds in power

Topaz eyes blazing into mine.

This exquisite feeling, I've waited so long

Edward, oh Edward I cry

My body shudders as my release takes hold

And the feathers begin to fly.

He holds me tight as he cries out my name

I don't even notice the pain

For my vampire, my lover, I've waited forever

And my life never will be the same.

I Wanna Hate You A Little.....

I wanna hit you ya little shit

I wanna hate you just a little bit

I want you banished from my mind

I want to break the ties that bind.

I wanna forget your gorgeous face

Maybe put another in its place

Someone forgettable someone bland

who wont hold my heart in his hand.

I want my life returned to me

In all its glorious inanity

I wanna sleep when I'm in my bed

Without you residing in my head

Maybe one day this will come true

and I'll hate myself for leaving you

but I'm only fooling myself I know

'Cause my heart could never let you go.

So take my heart, bruised and battered

And anything else at all that mattered

Maybe you don't know what you do

I only know I'll always want you.

IT MUST BE YOU

I've been acting so strange, rather off key

I really dont know what's the matter with me

I find i'm smiling when grey clouds cover blue

It's really not like me; it must be you

When i'm rushing for work, i'll stop and think

will his shirt today be a blue shade or pink

I stifle a giggle waiting in a long queue

It's really not like me; it must be you

I wake in the morning and stretch and yawn

Immediately thinking of breaking dawn

my mind becomes one-track, my thoughts are few

It's really not like me; it must be you

are you sleeping fast or are you awake

I check on my watch, what a sap i make

I was normal before but what can i do

It's really not like me; it must be you

I find my life in total disarray

having never before acted this way

I keep losing time, days speed past too

It's really not like me; it must be you

then time stops as i gaze at your face

absorbing each nuance, each angle, each trace

I adored rob....this was something i knew

that it is like me and i'm ecstatic it's you.

If I had never known you

I often ponder on years gone by

when my heart didn't flit like a butterfly

When thoughts of you didn't invade my head

keeping me awake at night in my bed

if i'd never seen you come alive on screen

watching you walk in that very first scene

my heartbeat rising taking me by surprise

as visions of you made my breathing sighs

would life be so different not knowing you

filling my days and not having a clue

of the fascination and allure you possess

making my ignorance a feature to bless

I'll ponder no more as it's too late for me

to wonder how my love for you came to be

my heart was captured in tendrils all curled

and my feelings wont change for all the world

your beautiful face is a sight to behold

your smile is a treasure worth more than gold

when you speak it sets up a longing so strong

to be held in your arms where i want to belong

a bitter sweet feeling i keep locked inside

hidden from view as i have my pride

but to never have known this beautiful guy

my life would be earthbound, never to fly

Out-takes of Rob

Sat in a park, legs crossed, lips pursed as you drag
How can anyone make it so sexy smoking on a fag.

Hands in pockets, smouldering look, so hot in a suit
Just one stare from those eyes and I am rendered mute.

Shrugging shoulders, sexy smirk, chest covered in wool
I know why there's a smirk on those lips; you've got your hands full.

Sat on a step, legs open wide, a sensual stance to see
Sunglasses add an edgy look, how hot can one man be?

Sat on a chair, ankle on knee, what are ya thinkin' Rob?
The many ways to make love to me, to hear me gasp and sob?

Leather jacket, morning coffee, sat gazing into space
The stare is something to behold set in that beautiful face.

All outtakes, not good enough, are they kidding me?
But maybe the others were TOO hot for naked eyes to see

Isle Esme

The moonlight lit his body with an artful grace
Accentuating the planes of his beautiful face
I knew right then I'd never love him more
As the sound of the waves gently lapped the shore

Safe in his arms in the ocean's embrace
My body tingled as his lips touched my face
He was my husband, my lover, my friend
My love irrevocable, never to end.

He carried me gently to a white bed of lace
Trying so hard no bruises to place
Swept away with passion, I felt no pain
Only wanting him to love me again and again.

This was the night I had longed for so much
My body answering to his sensual touch
As I cried out his name, I knew in my heart
Immortality he'd give me, never to part

Happy Trail

You tease me with these little peeks
When there's been no sign for bloody weeks
Then a pic appears and oh my god
Its you in a hoodie flashing the bod.

You reach up to pull on the hood
Knowing full well you're looking good
Sunglasses on, unmistakeably male
My eyes are riveted on your happy trail.

This trail of hair, my eyes they linger
I want to trace it with my finger
Should my hand dip to the pleasure dome
I know I've found my sweet way home...

Georges

You sit there with that arrogant sneer
That will soon turn into a sensual leer
Legs spread wide with your wares on show
Georges you bastard, I want you so.

All dressed up and hair slicked back
I bet you're a tease in the sack
Unlace my bodice, please Mr Duroy
I'll be your little French kissin' love toy

Robert in my Locket

What would I do with a lock of Rob's hair?
Would I keep it in a jar to look at and stare?
Would I secrete it away inside my pocket?
Or lovingly next to my heart in a locket?

Perhaps with the DNA I could make a clone.
A replica Robert to call my own.
But I'd always know he wasn't meant to be
So just his hair in my locket I'd keep with me

It's all speculation because there's nowhere
That I could even get a lock of his hair
Besides I'd be happy with a smile sent my way
If I met him by chance one fine lucky day.

Robnipulations.

Was it cold that day in the parking lot?
With your nipples erect and looking so hot
Why don't you wear tight jeans any more?
They fit you so well and make me go"phwoar!"

Looking so cool in those glasses you're wearing
And the tight grey T your chest is baring
But why is your shirt so frayed and torn?
It looks like something a hobo has worn

You make me smile, you really do
With your darning holes and making do
Please don't change and become a "star"
Because I love you just the way you are.

Ode To A Bike

Rob on a bike
Now that I like
Two wheels or trike
Crazy little tyke!

Rob on wheels
Now that appeals
Kicking his heels
Know how that feels.

Will he ride everywhere?
The wind in his hair
I wish I was there
It just aint fair.

The Return of Dean

Yay! Dean you're back! together with Rob,
Have you been away on another job?
You look so happy, have you missed him too?
Don't leave him again whatever you do.

So at last Breaking Dawn is about to start
As the cast mosey in to rehearse their parts
Taylor, all six pack as Jake the wolf boy
And Kristen as Bella, playing it coy.

Of course there is Rob, as Edward again
His stunning good looks to drive us insane
With his amber eyes and pale icy skin
Sparkling in sunlight and sexy as sin.

Another year to endure before they appear
Our patience will be stretched to the limit, I fear.
But the reward will be great cos we'll get to see
Bella and Edward and Renesmee make three!

I Want

I want you when i least expect it.
I want you when the rain beats down like slanting arrows
Or when the sun shines and the hum of insects is vibrant in the air.
I want you when i'm shopping or reading a book. 
I stop and look, and in my mind, there you are.

I want to wear you like a second skin poured over me.
I want to hold you and never leave your side.
I want to breathe you in and feel the ache inside my chest
And then realise that i belong to you, body and soul.

I want to feel your body next to me
Like two spoons in a bed.
I want to lay my head on your chest and listen to the drum of your heart.
I want to hear you laugh out loud when i tell a funny joke.
I want our eyes to meet across a crowded room
and smile at a secret shared.

I want you in my life doing ordinary mundane things.
I want to love you and have you love me right back.
I want you always and forever.......
But must accept that you will live your life without me.
I want....but can never ever have this possibility. 

I want............ 

Vision In Blue

Dont he look lickable in blue?
In a corner standing true.
Open neck, chest hair showing
Its got my face and heart aglowing

That sexy grin,an eyebrow raised
Im so in lust and so amazed
Hands in pockets, jeans are straining
Do you hear me at all complaining?

How can this man be so adorable?
So kissable and want moreable?
I guess we all will never know
And that is why we love him so 

I Love Him

I love him with a beard
I love him so without
I love him when he's stubbly
Of that I have no doubt.

I love his jawline showing
I love his angled line
I love his lips so full and sweet
To kiss would be divine.

I love his sexy stubble
I love the feel of rasp
I love it when it tickles
And when it makes me gasp.

I love him looking hobo
I love him looking smart
I love his exquisiteness
Please look after my heart

I love his sensuality
I love his sexy stare
I'd love to talk away the night
And give my soul to bare

I love it when I Robdream
I love the vivid sight
I love to feel his arms round me
Long into the night. 

Oh Rob

Clean shaven, the jaw line stands out
High cheekbones and lips that pout
His beautiful face fully exposed 
My heart bewitched and my love flows.

Some stubble appears, catches the light
Just one look and my heart takes flight 
My hand comes up, cant keep away
A touch of rough and I wanna play.

A beautiful face adorned with hair
This sexy man just doesn't play fair
So masculine, so all out male
Into insignificance, all others pale 

Wishes.

I could have just one lucky wish
And this one lucky wish came true
Lovingly, in your arms I'd be
And love you my whole life through.

But fantasy land and dreams of you
Are there for us all to share
Real life is dull and shitty and blue
 Robsessed lets us care with flair!

So who cares if we're all insane with love
For a man that we'll never know?
He was sent for a reason from up above
To share his world makes our hearts glow. 


But we can dream and dreams are free......
Dreams can be what you want them to be
Rob is single and loves only you
What I would give for that to be true. 

Perfection

Your photogenic face stares back at me on screen
Beautiful expressive eyes, on other men unseen
Those perfectly suckable lips, so wantonly kissable
Makes the joy of seeing you utterly irresistible.

With one raised eyebrow and a hard long sexy stare
My surroundings become blurred and I am unaware
Someone is calling me but I dont hear my name
All my focus becomes you and its my heart that you claim.

Your hand comes up and I see your fingers in your hair
My body starts to tremble and I can only stare
At your image before me, so perfect and so true
Wishing you were loving me and I was loving you.

But you are elsewhere, maybe someone holding you
And I can only hope and dream, and pray that they come true
But if my hopes were wishes and my wishes came to be
I would want you off this screen and in my bed with me. 

Chance Meeting

Do ya ever get to thinkin' in this time and space
That someday, somehow, somewhere, in a certain place
Around a corner, through a door, maybe sometime soon
You'll look around, and there he'll be, standing in the room.

Will your heartbeat flutter as you stare down at the floor
Or will you totally lose it as you run out through the door
Maybe you'll be ultra brave and smile at him and say
"Wow, Rob,what a lovely surprise; how are you today?"

If you get to have a photo and his arm's across your back
And you feel the heat of his body as your demeanor starts to crack
You'll be hoping that your smile doesn't look like you're insane
But you wont care, because you're there, happy as a drain. 

LA Flown

Have you really gone, have you flown away?
Have you crossed the ocean to a land far away?
I hope that you realise my heart has gone with you
But I gave it to you freely, wrapped up in my love too.

I never got to see you, no intrusive pappz in sight.
But that is how it should be, they shouldn't have the right.
This still didn't make me stop longing for your smile
To lighten up my dull days and my senses to beguile.

Maybe I will see you, all pale skin and amber eyes
As you don the role of Edward in your vampire disguise
Reunited with Bella, the reason you exist
And I'll be wishing it was me, and my lips that you kiss. 

Why So Smexy?

Why are you so pretty Rob? Why are you so hot?
Send my way that sexy stare, show me what you got.
'Cause I'm starting to go crazy, I'm laughing like a loon
When I see that smexy smile of yours, I really start to smoon! 

A Letter to Lizzie

Hi Lizzie, I've heard it said you like to visit this blog
And read about how many times your brother we would snog.
And snogging is not the only thing that we would like to do
Well may I say, with smirk on face, that it's completely true!

Don't take offence, 'cause it comes with love, this Robert adoration
To say we love his films and songs needs no further explanation
To find that perfect someone when our lives are turning shitty
Is why we write with so much lust for the one we call The Pretty.

So even though our comments here can be somewhat graphic
As every pic and photoshoot we try to "save and lick"
It's because our hearts we've sent his way, for him to keep with love
Mr Robert Thomas Pattinson, your luscious gorgeous bruv! 

Sexhair 2

You rock my world with that crazy grin
I cant remember which country i'm in
Take off your hat, let your hair blow free
Is it long and luscious? I wanna see!

You and your girl side by side
From the papparazzi you must hide
But when your smiles come out to play
Its enough to take my breath away.

She's your girl and you love her so
And she loves you 'cause you're her beau
Two beautiful people, with smiles so rare
But Rob, lets see the goddamn hair!

RobAvatar

If I get some magic dust and sprinkle it away
Will my avi come to life and say "Kaz wanna play?"
I'd run my hands through his hair, ooh I love this game
And Kristen wouldn't mind cos the magic dust's to blame

See, Rob would still be hers and my avi would be mine
I'd drink from those sweet lips that taste like fine wine
Every night we'd tumble into our bed with lust
I'd cover his bod with kisses 'cause kissing is a must

My life would be complete with my avi by my side
He'd say will ya, I'd say yes, I'd be his lovin' bride
I've planned it, I've worked it, I've got it all sussed
Now all I've got to do is find the fu#kin' magic dust 

Sexhair

Every picture tells a story,
Every photo tells a tale.
Each expression begs a question
Can we resist this gorgeous male?

How can one face change so much
From sexy to shyly coy
A suggestive smirk alters the man
Into a hot provocative boy.

In Rome his hair was long and wild
At the circus, short and trim
I love whichever look he wears
Every style so stunning on him.

So for now your hair is hidden
Under a beanie away from view
Your mane we're longing for a glimpse
Lose the beanie Rob, I wanna see you!

Interview.

Your voice is like velvet, so soft and smooth
All stress and worries and cares are soothed
The sensation flows over me like a silken wing
And my hearbeat slows and starts to sing.

The timbre and resonance make goosebumps appear
And my skin does a dance to each inflection it hears
I imagine a whisper, your breath on my face
As you lean toward me and my pulse starts to race.

When you speak a smile is never far away
Or a frown as you concentrate on the right words to say
I could never tire of each word or sound
When you cut my heartstrings and I'm infinity bound 

Mustard Shirt

Mustard shirt and a cheeky grin
This situation is a win-win
The short hair, that sexy jaw,
Makes you want him more and more.

Your rolled up sleeves and biceps showing
Gets my heart and blood aflowing.
Your smile could lighten a darkened sky,
Why so gorgeous Rob,why oh why?

If one last wish was granted me
Then your smiling face i would see
Kissing me and making love
Please grant this wish from up above. 

Robdriving

He could drive me here and there,
He could drive me anywhere.
To the park, in the dark,
On the swings, what a lark!

He could go really slow,
Watching as my face would glow.
Or he could drive really fast
Hoping that the day will last!

Oh Rob, take me in your car
to places that are near and far.
Drive me to the greatest heights
Ondays and sultry nights.  sunny 

Robkowski

My Polish vet so big and strong,
For your sexspenders i do long.
The dirty face, the sweat-filled brow,
Without you what will i do now?

Another face you will soon wear
With amber eyes and windblown hair.
A face so pale and ice ice cold
Where is my vet with skin so gold?

Whichever face you show to me,
Perfectly perfect is what you'll be.
With golden skin or ice ice cold
My Rob, into your arms i fold. 

That Sexy Coke Drink

Im a lonely Coke can who no-one will buy
OMG here comes Rob, my what a guy!
His hands are round my body, 
His fingers in my top,
Lookout, here's his lips, I think I'm gonna pop!

Water for Elephants End

Finishing filming, the last days in LA,
The circus has packed up and left.
Time to reflect, backs to be slapped,
But leaving friends leaves you slightly bereft.


A laugh and a joke and a bottle of coke,
A towel to wipe down the hair.
A phone call with a friend that its come to the end,
But a bright future that we all can share. 

Picture Perfect

Looking so pensive, deep in thought,
What are you thinking Rob?
Is it something you've heard, something you've bought?
Or the lines from your very next job.

Standing so still for all eyes to see
This image is seared on my brain.
The jawline in profile, the hair so free,
If i dont have him i'll just go insane!

So Robasylum here i come,
I know you'll all be there.
The addicted his beauty have struck dumb, 
The Robsessed, their souls laid bare. 

A Man of Many Parts

Bel Ami; Georges DuRoy,
My oh my, what a boy!
Nuzzling kisses, bodices ripped,
Pehaps he should have kept it zipped?

Breaking Dawn ; Edward Cullen,
He's so brooding, dark and sullen.
But then he's wed, virgin no more,
Bella's just shown him what it's for!

Water for Elephants ; Our vet Jacob,
A dirty sweaty sexy young cub.
Marlena's his girl, she'll show him how,
Bring down the Big Top and take a bow!

All these faces, all these parts
Rob he's just a work of art.
His face just haunts us with its beauty,
'cause he's a true life f#ckin' cutie! 

Robsession.

You came into my life so unexpectedly
A man i had never ever known
A face on a screen, all eyes to see
Now my heart, with wings to you has flown.

My life before was a desert so barren
Boring and lifeless, same old, same old
Then you seemed to say; Hey! Hi Karen!
Now always in your hands my heart you'll hold.

On Robsessed i talk with like-minded friends
All passionate in our love for one man
All consuming, our addiction he mends
Mr Robert Thomas Pattinson.

I know he will never ever be with me
In this lifetime he is loved by another
But the next? Who knows what this will turn out to be?
Maybe karma will bring us together.

So instead i enjoy his beautiful face
His grin that can light up a room
Just a stare and my beating heart starts to race
Ba-da boom, Ba-da boom, Ba-da boom! 

I Know Him So Well.

I've learnt that when he is totally comfortable and something makes him laugh...

he opens his mouth really wide and his eyes crinkle up,

and the sound is so infectious!
I've learnt that when he is concentrating on giving an answer,

he sometimes sniffs out of nervous habit.
I've learnt that when he pushes his hair back his fingers are open wide.
I've learnt that he always stoops a little when having his pic taken with a fan.

I've learnt that one foot turns in more than the other when he walks.
I've learnt that he holds his cigarette way down his fingers.
I've learnt that when he is slightly embarassed,

he opens his mouth then licks his lips.
I've learnt that when he playing it miserable/angry,

he clenches his lips together.
I've learnt that when he is nervous,

he plays with his fingers or chews a nail.
I've learnt that when he is asked stupid questions,

he answers with something outrageous.
I've learnt he loves to joke around with his friends and shock people.
I've learnt he truly loves his parents,

and hopes to emulate them when he gets married.
I've learnt he is a humble, modest man that hates deceit in any form.
I've learnt he is a loyal friend and an old soul.
I've learnt that he wears his heart on his sleeve,

and has such an expressive face.
I've learnt he is beautiful inside and out.

I've learnt that I absolutely adore him,

this extraordinary man,

that has enhanced my life in extraordinary ways. 

His Many Faces

I love him with a beard
I love him so without
I love him when he's stubbly
Of that I have no doubt.

I love his jawline showing
I love his angled line
I love his lips so full and sweet
To kiss would be divine.

I love his sexy stubble
I love the feel of rasp
I love it when it tickles
And when it makes me gasp.

I love him looking hobo
I love him looking smart
I love his exquisiteness
Please look after my heart

I love his sensuality
I love his sexy stare
I'd love to talk away the night
And give my soul to bare

I love it when I Robdream
I love the vivid sight
I love to feel his arms round me
Long into the night. 

HoboRob

You have your beard, I'm not impressed.
Who said you could have a rest?
What was that? It was me?
Okay,okay, I'll let you be!

Must you wear the same T shirt?
You have two more, you cry all hurt,
That LB hat hiding your hair
Show off the barnet, please, I dare!

You scruffy sod, I lovingly say,
I wouldn't have you any other way.
To me you are beautiful inside and out
Though that bloody beard hides the pout.

In Breaking Dawn the beard will go
And in it's place a sparkly glow.
All jawporn, lips and amber eyes.
From me all mournful, groaning sighs.

Dressed down, scruffy and shoes untied
My eyes still look at you with pride
Cause you're my man, Mr Pattinson
So wear what you bloody like, hun! 

Have You Seen Him?

Little fly upon the wall
Have you seen our Rob at all?
Have you seen him in the pub?
Munching on some lovely grub.
Have you seen him, pint in hand
Listening to his favourite band.
Have you seen him at all, I fret
In the shower all soapy and wet?
Have you seen him sleeping in bed
His arms stretched up around his head
Have you seen him driving round
To mum and dad, homeward bound
Have you seen him writing songs
In a studio where he belongs
Have you seen him in an hotel room
Maybe sad and filled with gloom
Have you seen him laughing out loud
Anonymous in a large pub crowd
Have you seen him, please pray tell
Just so I know he's safe and well
But if you know and tell the pappz
I'll make sure that you breathe your last
'Cause everyone hates a buzzing traitor
So I'll swat you with a rolled up paper!

I Miss Him.

I miss his smile, that slow sexy grin, the way he turns and just gazes at you until your body melts into the ground.
I miss his crazy, wonky walk that turns into a sensual lope when he's barefoot and causes all mindblowing scenarios to swirl in your mind.
I miss his laugh, that loud, out loud, laugh that makes his eyes crinkle up into two small slits.
I miss his hands, those fingers that can weave a melody in the air, so expressive, you follow them unbidden, until they come to rest in his hair and you sigh.
I miss his quiet, still, thoughtful face, the look that haunts you long after you have gone to bed, keeping you awake long into the night with dreams of wishful thinking.
This is HIS time, time to recuperate, time to rest, time to gather thoughts and spend time with loved ones, where he can replenish his batteries until the next round of written lines and scene portrayals.

BUT...i miss him.... 

I Wonder

I wonder what you're doing on this dark and lonely night
I wonder in whose arms you are and is she holding tight
I wonder if you're sleeping stretched out upon your bed
I wonder what you're thinking, what thoughts swirl in your head.

I wonder if you're eating, sharing a glass of wine
I wonder if you're speaking in that voice so soft and fine
I wonder if you're playing, your guitar gently strumming
I wonder if you're singing, a refrain softly humming

I wonder all these things of you, as you are out of sight
I wonder when the time will come, my eyes on you alight
I wonder will I survive this endless Robless drought
I wonder how many weeks will pass as Rob I go without.

I wonder what my days were like before I first saw you
I wonder what my future holds, I haven't got a clue
I wonder will my heart heal as it lies broken on the floor
If you would just come back to me, then I'll be wondering no more. 

Rob Drought.

As another day dawns and my breath turns to sighs
And my will to live just withers and dies.
The days turn to weeks with no sightings to see
But I have to be content and let you be.

I hope you are busy writing your songs
This is the time for which you have longed.
A time for escape from the insanity wrought
That the fame and chaos Twilight has brought.

Too soon the camera will beckon again
As you don the mask of Edward in pain.
Those amber contacts, a vampire disguise
Hiding those beautiful blue grey eyes

The beard will go, clean shaven you'll be
A gorgeous man for the whole world to see.
Until then, darling Rob, stay happy and well
And I will bide my time in this drought called Hell. 

Rome Rob.

The hair was wild and in disarray
That balmy evening in Rome.
That sexy swagger, that feral sway
And my heart had found its home.

The cameras flashed and you smiled a grin
And everyone there agreed
You were so perfect and sexy as sin
A magnificent specimen indeed.

I reminisce now and my pulse starts to race
Even then my breath was took
And the beauty in that remarkable face
Beguiled me with just one look. 

Bella's Edward.

So tall and imposing, your presence is felt
Women's heads turn to gaze with intrigue.
With your penetrating stare their bones start to melt
Then they realise they're out of your league.

Your bronze burnished hair so thick and strong
Make their fingers reach out to touch
Your amber eyes burning, you string them along
Unbidden, they all want you so much.

A soulless vampire, magnificent and cold
With skin pale and white as snow
Bloodthirsty stories about you are told
But your history is of nothing they know.

If they knew you as I do, surprised they would be
At your smile and your tender touch
You have always had my heart under lock and key
I am Bella and I love you so much. 

Twilight.

Oh Edward, my Edward, with skin so pale
Oh god,,why cant you be real, I wail
Those amber eyes, shining like topaz stones
And hair so thick and russet toned.

You stand so tall,with your step so light
Your skin translucent in the night.
Those cherry lips are so ripe for kissing
If only I'd known what I'd been missing.

Change me, bite me, make me your own
You are the greatest love I've ever known
Together forever, in love so true
Look after my heart, I've left it with you. 

Cyborg Rob

It's the 21st century and if only I could
Make another you, perhaps out of wood?
No wood “wooden” do, the bark might peel
I know what to do! Make you out of steel!

No, steel would be too shiny, everyone would see,
So I'll try something else, an iron man you'll be.
Except iron is so cold, so what about brass?
But then I'd go all green so I'll make you out of glass.

No,sod it, glass would break and shatter everywhere
But what else can I use to make a man so rare?
Dejectedly, all through the night, “what's the use” I've moaned
There's only one Robert Pattinson, and he cant be cloned.

So I'll watch you on the silver screen and dream of what could be
And know in my heart there will never be a “you and me”
But one dark night, if you ever hear machinery a'stirring
Then possibly, cyborg Rob is in my bed and I am fucking purring!

Made by Angels

That perfectly carved jaw that only angels could have made
Makes my heart beat fast and my breath begin to fade
To have the chance to kiss it and to nuzzle up real tight
Would make my life complete and my dreams outta sight.

Those perfectly formed lips that only angels could have kissed
Makes my heart go pitter-pat as some heartbeats are missed
To have the chance to kiss them and have them kiss me back
Would make my life complete and for nothing would I lack.

His sexy hair so full and thick, my fingers itch to play
Blue/grey eyes that glint and stare, I cannot look away
When you put them all together as the angels did with love
Utter perfection is born and sent down from up above.

Robert.

Your natural sensuality emanates from every pore
To have no conception of this makes me love you more
A beautiful old soul and a sense of the absurd
Mixed with a sultry voice, the sexiest I've heard.

A photogenic face that all camermen adore
An awesome acting ability that can open any door
The future holds so much for you; your rising star ascends
As you walk through life surrounded by your family and friends.

With a rapt adoration, I will follow you with love
You wear a mantle of charisma and it fits you like a glove
For the rest of my life I will ponder and I'll question
Why my heart was captured by Robert Thomas Pattinson.

My First Blog!!

Hi,

As I have never started a blog before, you will have to be very patient with me!

In the following weeks, I will post new poems as and when inspiration strikes. As you can see by the title of this blog, they will all be poems dedicated to Robert Pattinson. Usually penned from something I have read or a picture I have seen.

I hope you enjoy them as much as I have writing them.